The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt
The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt

The Ocean is my Escape from Idiots. - Organic Shirt

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The Ocean Is My Escape – From Idiots.

For those who know that the sea is more than just water – it’s peace, clarity, and the best way to escape everyday nonsense. This shirt is for sailors who let the horizon reset their minds.

✅ Why you’ll love it:

🌱 100% Organic Cotton (GOTS-certified)
Soft, breathable, and sustainably made – ideal for hot days on deck or relaxed moments ashore.

🎨 Premium Direct-to-Garment Print
Crisp monochrome design with sharp details – bold, witty, and long-lasting.

👕 Classic Fit & Comfort
Medium unisex cut with 180 g/m² fabric weight – light, durable, and made to last.

⚓ Your Escape Statement
Perfect for sailors who believe the ocean is the ultimate filter against stress and noise.

🔍 Details:
• Material: 100% combed organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
• Fit: Medium Fit (Unisex)
• Print: High-quality DTG print
• Fair & sustainable production

🇩🇪 Designed, printed & shipped from Germany

🌱 Sustainable & plastic-free packaging

🚚 Climate-friendly DHL GoGreen shipping – incl. tracking

Delivery times:

  • Germany: 1–3 business days
  • EU: 2–4 business days
  • International (e.g. Switzerland, UK, USA, Canada, Australia): 3–7 business days

Shipping costs:

  • Germany: €3.90
  • EU: €5.90
  • International (Switzerland & Non-EU countries): €9.90

✅ Free shipping from:

  • €69 within the EU
  • €99 outside the EU

1. What size do I need?

Our clothing has a regular fit. We recommend choosing your usual size. If you’re unsure, you’ll find guidance in our size chart.

2. Can I return my order?

Yes! You have 30 days to try out your order. If something doesn’t fit, you can simply return it free of charge.

3. Are the products sustainable?

Yes! All our products are produced fairly, made from certified organic cotton, printed in Germany, and shipped plastic-free.

Made to last – so your favorite piece stays with you for many seasons:

  • Wash inside out
  • Wash colors separately
  • 30°C gentle wash
  • Avoid bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Hand wash recommended for caps & bucket hats

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